Strip Malls, The Time Has Come For You To Die

Strip malls, why do you have to be EVERYWHERE in America? If there is a stretch of road that is moderately traveled, you will be there. From state-to-state and coast-to-coast, you sell the same mediocre stuff, no matter what the local culture might have been before you arrived.

You offer THE SAME EXACT MERCHANDISE, Strip malls. In Kansas, California, Oregon or Orlando. The clothes you sell are cheaply made. They fit poorly, they fall apart, and they were probably made by children in 3rd world countries. Strip malls…WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT!?

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