‘Beware’ Of Children With Legos Of Mass Destruction!

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Source: Chicks On The Right

See that tiny little Lego-gun? It’s frightening, isn’t it?  I mean, I don’t know about y’all, but the first thing I thought to myself when I saw it was, “Holy crap, Self, someone could put a hair follicle out with that.  You know.  If it was REAL or something, and I wasn’t currently living on Planet Loonsville.”

Alas, though, I AM on Planet Loonsville, where liberals have taken over our public schools, and a kindergarten student – a SIX YEAR OLD, people – attending Old Mill Pond Elementary in Palmer, Massachusetts (no way – Massachusetts?), was punished and forced to apologize for having a tiny Lego-sized toy gun slightly larger than a quarter.

Apparently, the six-year-old brought the lego gun onto the bus, and another student saw it, yelled at the bus driver and “she said he caused quite a disturbance on the bus and that the children were traumatized.”

Now, I don’t know in what kinds of houses-made-of-pillows-and-puppy-breath these children are being raised, and I suppose it’s none of my business, but if they’re traumatized by a damn LEGO, then they’re going to have some major issues once they hit middle school, and I think someone needs to start psychologically monitoring the kids on the bus.  Not the kid with the LEGO.  But that’s just me.


All the OMG-IT’S-AN-ASSAULT-LEGO!-helicopter-parents got involved, of course, and the rest is history.  The kid was forced to write an apology to the bus driver and was scheduled for detention on Tuesday. He also “could be temporarily suspended from the bus.”

Let me just reiterate here….he’s SIX, y’all.  SIX.

Of course, the boy’s Mom believes that the school is overreacting.  Meanwhile, gazillions of other parents reading about this are currently shaking their heads and  looking into alternative educational avenues for their own children.