Miss USA’s Hideous National Costume At Miss Universe 2013

miss usa transformer

Erin Brady, the winner of Miss USA 2013, wore this Transformers inspired “outfit” to the Miss Universe National Costume competition yesterday. As opposed to the far more vivacious and alluring costumes of most other contestants, perhaps we wanted to demonstrate to the world that America is truly like a Michael Bay film. Bloated, nonsensical, and obsessed with explosions and jingoistic militarism.

  • Ronin

    This is beyond ridicolous

  • Carlos


  • Mainlander

    I don’t think you hate your own country enough… try harder.