Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Biden thank troops for their services to the Empire

Are you a drone pilot committing mass murder at an innocent Yemeni wedding? An infantryman kicking in the makeshift doors of peaceful Afghan family mud huts while looking for “Al Qaeda”? It doesn’t matter what your duties include, we thank you for EVERYTHING that you do and what you do to “inspire” us at home everyday! Oh, and may the Christian God bless you for all the suffering you are helping to inflict on these Muslim nations who have never once harmed our country in any shape or form!

– Queen Obama and Dr. Bonehead