Defense Department Laments The Lack Of Children Available For Military Jobs
Isn’t it ironic how America’s obesity epidemic can actually have the inadvertently positive effect of disallowing young people from service in the U.S. armed forces? Being ineligible to take military jobs and waste your life away in this toxic organization has got to be one of the most wonderful things that can happen to a young person!
However, the U.S. Department of Defense does not share the same sentiment. John Campbell, The Army Vice Chief of Staff, laments the lack of military-ready children to be brainwashed into service for future military careers. He is particularly disappointed that for various health reasons, only 23% of current U.S. High School graduates are eligible for the military. In other words, 77% of U.S. teenagers (and by proxy the whole world) should have something big to celebrate.