Homer Simpson Wisdom – Marriage Is Like An Orange
A truly classic piece of (inadvertent) relationship wisdom from Homer Simpson. In the 1994 ‘The Simpsons’ episode “Secrets Of A Successful Marriage“, Homer manages to land a second job as a marriage counselor. At one point, he accurately demonstrates to his class that marriage is a lot like an Orange (but not quite in the manner he intended). Marriage is nourishing and sweet, for a little while. But then the juice runs out, and you realize to you’re disappointment and horror that all you’re left with is biodegradable skin.