Pentagon Employee Viewed Porn Every Two Minutes For Three Months

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Really? Are you sure this patriot wasn’t just monitoring the terrorist black-market porn-distribution channels which generate billions for evil gangsters? Trying to decode the messages being sent via sex positions and variations of female “Oh My God!” moaning?

In any case, a Pentagon employee identified as an accountant reportedly attempted to access porn while at work. An incredible 12,000 times over a period of just three months. Besides being just the textbook definition of a time waster, finding that much adult material online also poses a potential security threat.

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  • Pist-Off

    This is a fine example of government waste. This fellow needs a new job, he be more qualified to clean barns in a zoo.

  • Jeezuz

    I’m amazed this person was able to successfully complete an Accounting degree (I’m going to assume that was a prerequisite for the job) if said person couldn’t go mere minutes without a porn fix!