Straight? Check. White? Check. Male? Check. It’s the enemy!

Social justice warriors thrive on being offended to such a perverse level, calling somebody “colored” could see you unemployed and destitute next week.

To most people with a rational world outlook, being offended is usually a rather unsatisfying experience. It can expose a person to intolerance, a multitude of cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past. This is why ‘Australia Day’ is becoming ‘Invasion Day’ among a growing number of Aussie SJW’s, or that westward expansion in the U.S. should be synonymous with the ‘Trail of Tears‘.

Thankfully, most people have the ability to develop a layer of skin which is thick enough to withstand the most egregious and awful situations of emotional butt hurt.  In many circumstances, they can allow smaller offenses to slip by entirely, as confronting them is a waste of time, energy, and will likely sour a potential friendship or networking opportunity.  But social justice warriors? Ohhhh no no no no… these are not the kind of people. The butt hurt is akin to a bee sting unleashing a thermonuclear blast.

Make no mistake, there are few things that social justice warriors love more than being offended. Naturally, going through the Cultural Marxism playbook step by step, SJW’s do not get offended by statements directed at white males who prefer sticking their tool kit inside the opposite gender.  In fact, they often don’t even have a problem whatsoever about making offensive statements about other white males. As an unwritten law, SJW’s strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.

It is also valuable knowledge to know that SJW’s spend a significant portion of their waking day just preparing for the moment when they will be offended.  They skim magazines, read books, watch documentaries, and browse masculinity blogs all in hopes that one day they will encounter an enemy of Marxism (white males) who will say something offensive.  When this happens, they can leap into action with ad hominem attacks, straw man arguments, and a host of other logical fallacies which are meant to (or more appropriately attempt to) discredit their object of scorn.

Once they have finished lecturing that unfortunate white male about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American” or “colored” (poor Benedict Cumberbatch), they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a “positive difference” to western civilization.

SJW’s also get giddy whenever the opportunity arises to be offended at things that are perceived as sexist and/or homophobic. Both scenarios offer ample opportunities for logical fallacy-riddled lectures, complaints, and a hard-on desire for a profuse apology from the (usually) white male offender. All of these actions do an excellent job of raising so-called “awareness” for anyone who has horrifyingly refused to changed their evil ways, and graduate from being “not racist/sexist” to “uber not racist/sexist.”

Another thing worth noting is that the SJW threshold for being offended is a very important tool for judging and ranking white males on how they should be derided. Missing an opportunity to fish for a groveling apology out of them is like actually graduating from Harvard when you have a brilliant entrepreneurial idea to pursue in the here and now. What we’re you thinking!?

Eat Justice!

So what is a man to do if, by accident, he slips up every now and again by using such horrendous words as “colored”? Try and jump ship to a different part of the world (like Eastern Europe or South America) where this male witch-hunting doesn’t exist? Sounds like a good idea to me! A good idea that’s growing stronger with every passing day.

This article first appeared on Ingenious Press, an independent news blog featuring existential and red pill anecdotes on society, relationships, travel and freedom. Follow us on our Facebook and Twitter pages.